My statement in the above title would be a very apt summary of this dumb movie.
Once again, the west are acting up to their Kungfu itch. And this time, they seem to be taking a scratch at our / Asia's beloved Monkey God - Sun Wukong.
And to make matters worst, our greatest Kungfu masters are actually helping scratch that itch. =.=
So what is this movie actually about? In simple words, an American boy helps the Monkey God retrieve and return his golden staff. Geddit?
In ancient China, he meets one of the 8 immortals - the drunkard on the donkey, a silent monk, a super hot gurl who will be my wife ^^ and, and... they all speak English. Bravo.
Who knew that English was the main language in China huh? Oh, and did you also know that Kungfu can very easily be learned? ^^. They did not even bother with the "few days and nights" thing. Just a couple of horse stances and wow - it's Kungfu baby!
But after saying all that, this is just another movie, though a really dumb one. I guessed the west really did not bother to understand the true meaning of our Chinese legends and history. Oh, and what does the title mean? What forbidden kingdom? I don't see anything of that sort. All I see is the Gate of No Gate... =.=
Oh well, at least the eye candy is great. I really love the female cast in this movie. Gawd, both the gurls are awesome... Like really awesome. I'd watch the movie again just for them. XD
Rating : Movie - 5/10, Girls - 10/10
PS : The "fall in love in the blink of an eye" part involves me and the female cast. LoL.
Once again, the west are acting up to their Kungfu itch. And this time, they seem to be taking a scratch at our / Asia's beloved Monkey God - Sun Wukong.
And to make matters worst, our greatest Kungfu masters are actually helping scratch that itch. =.=
So what is this movie actually about? In simple words, an American boy helps the Monkey God retrieve and return his golden staff. Geddit?
In ancient China, he meets one of the 8 immortals - the drunkard on the donkey, a silent monk, a super hot gurl who will be my wife ^^ and, and... they all speak English. Bravo.
Who knew that English was the main language in China huh? Oh, and did you also know that Kungfu can very easily be learned? ^^. They did not even bother with the "few days and nights" thing. Just a couple of horse stances and wow - it's Kungfu baby!
But after saying all that, this is just another movie, though a really dumb one. I guessed the west really did not bother to understand the true meaning of our Chinese legends and history. Oh, and what does the title mean? What forbidden kingdom? I don't see anything of that sort. All I see is the Gate of No Gate... =.=
Oh well, at least the eye candy is great. I really love the female cast in this movie. Gawd, both the gurls are awesome... Like really awesome. I'd watch the movie again just for them. XD
Rating : Movie - 5/10, Girls - 10/10
PS : The "fall in love in the blink of an eye" part involves me and the female cast. LoL.
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